sex attack ends in strategic retreat

quote of the night: Lindsay (the non twiggy one) "this was a shitty, shitty night."

anyone who follows politics is probably used to being lied to by now, how many times have we had our expectations raised only to have them come crashing down like something that crashes down and takes our hopes and dreams with it? it happens to us every day - the promised play station 2 with sonic heroes and capcom vs snk does not arrive but the money has already been diverted from paypal to the first bank of nigeria and there is nothing you can do to get your it back.

last night a very similar thing happened to me - i had been promised a wonderful night with a group of djs i'd heard such good things about, but it was a bigger let down than the cloverfield monster!

seriously, for the past 4 months i've heard nothing but sex attack! sex attack! sex attack! and so i finally gave in and went to my first sex attack rave at no tofu.

i just don't understand why people would say nice things about these idiots, all of my friends were raving about them and telling me i absolutely had to hear them and my friends are not idiots about this stuff, at least not usually, but after last night i don't know if i'll ever be able to trust them again.

first of all, they're a bunch of effeminate pretty boys who spend more time flexing their muscles and smiling at mirrors than actually playing music; which brings me to the music: terrible. also, they had these fucking homemade cardboard cutouts of themselves which were way more entertaining than the actual djs.

seriously, stop the hype! if any of my friends try to tell me about how great sex attack is ever again i'm going to flip out and scream, "sex attack plays crappy rave music because they don't care what comes out of the speakers, they obviously just want to be able to tell girls they're djs!"